I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
I have nightmares about your hands letting go of mine.
(via tullipsink)
Send a type or two.
Normal: I love you.
Fighting: I’d fight you.
Flying: I’d date you.
Poison: I’m envious of you.
Ground: I want to meet you in real life.
Rock: I can relate to what you’ve gone through.
Bug: You bug me sometimes.
Ghost: You scare me sometimes.
Steel: I think you’re strong.
Fire: I think you’re hot.
Water: I think you’re cool.
Grass: I think you’ve grown a lot.
Electric: You surprise me sometimes.
Psychic: We have a lot in common.
Ice: I want to be closer to you.
Dragon: I think you’re amazing.
Dark: I’d fuck you.
Fairy: I think you’re cute.
- Mom: Hey look we just drove past woodstock!
- Me: Whats woodstock?
- Mom: Its where all the hippies from all over the country got together and smoked weed while they listened to music and rolled around in the rain and mud butt naked
- Me: That sounds like me every Saturday night
How come our forever was shorter than my period?
Things are SO bad right now, and all I want is just 5 minutes next to you.
Can I skip to the part of my life where I’m financially stable and sleep next to the love of my life every night?
Relationships/friendships with me summed up